q: So the guy came back.
a: I... what?
q: The guy. He got killed, and he came back. And now he's saying thanks. Like a ghost.
q: And what was your first book?
a: Oh. It was a fake advice book.
q: A what?
a: A fake advice book. A parody of advice books.
q: Oh, I don't know about that.
a: Tell you what, just go ahead and push an air bubble through that line. Seriously. It's fine. I want you to.*
*All dialogue guaranteed verbatim except for last line, which was only spoken in my head